Every once in awhile I get an email with humor in it worth sharing. Today was one of those days. My sister sent this over to me. As usual there is no attribution available, it’s just one of those items flying around the Internet.
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.